[0 angst] In which Zara and her sleep cycle need a long talk... A long, boring, lulling talk
Zara: Pop quiz, body.
Body: My dog ate my...
Zara: We don't have a dog. First question. We went to bed at 9. We're getting up at 5am. What time are we getting up?
Body: 2:30am!
Zara: Incorrect. Second question. We went to bed at 8. We're getting up at 5am. What time are we getting up?
Body: Uh....1am.
Zara: NO. Third question: We went to bed at 10. WE ARE GETTING UP AT 5. FIVE. In the MORNING. That is, FIVE AM. THIS IS NOT A TRICK QUESTION. WHEN ARE WE GETTING UP?
Body: 3:10am?
Zara: You FAIL, body.