[0 angst] Fun with public transit
On the bus back from school today, there was a man sitting in the row of seats behind me. He may have just had a respiratory difficulty or been making little breath noises unconsciously, but it sounded as though he were whispering, which in itself could have been explained by his trying to draft a text message or remember lines for an upcoming play.

...but one of the "whisperings" sounded very much like the words "breathing on you."