AngstnoKami (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} angstnokami) wrote,@ 2008-02-23 06:42:00 |
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[+1 angst] Cats
"It is cold outside," thinks Treadwell, "with frozen snow upon the ground." This is true enough.
"And yet," the cat pines, "I must pee." I can't argue with him there.
"The humans pour liquid in the sink. And when it goes down the sink drain, it is gone." Treadwell is quite a strong thinker for one of the feline persuasion.
"Therefore, I shall pee in the sink." So far, so good.
What Treadwell fails to take into account, however, is that humans never pee in the sink.
That, and humans sometimes put dishes in the sink. Dishes for eating.
In fact, there are utensils in there now.
Ew, cat. EW.
After putting the knife in the dishwasher to be sanitized and cleaning the sink, I inform him that his logic does not resemble our Earth-logic. He seems unmoved.
"It is cold outside," thinks Treadwell, "with frozen snow upon the ground." This is true enough.
"And yet," the cat pines, "I must pee." I can't argue with him there.
"The humans pour liquid in the sink. And when it goes down the sink drain, it is gone." Treadwell is quite a strong thinker for one of the feline persuasion.
"Therefore, I shall pee in the sink." So far, so good.
What Treadwell fails to take into account, however, is that humans never pee in the sink.
That, and humans sometimes put dishes in the sink. Dishes for eating.
In fact, there are utensils in there now.
Ew, cat. EW.
After putting the knife in the dishwasher to be sanitized and cleaning the sink, I inform him that his logic does not resemble our Earth-logic. He seems unmoved.
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